GET RICH QUICK!

It's Monday morning and I've woken to find about half a dozen new product launch emails in my inbox, as usual, offering me the path to riches for between $29 and $197 per month.

I can see who's going to get rich offering monthly subscriptions!

How come they are all going to close their doors once they reach their magical subscription figure?

Does ANYONE really believe this nonsense.

Why would anyone turn customers away?

I've been looking into that actually and it's not as stupid or suicidal as you might initially think. The "closing the doors" pitch is there to make you join their mailing list when you go back in a week and see a new landing page saying that their membership doors are shut.

There's a vague promise that they might just reopen the doors to a select few later on...

Of course they will. They want our money.

As regular readers of this blog know, I don't buy into anything anymore. If the gurus and marketers want to give me their stuff for free, I'll try it and I'll review it honestly, with complete income figures for all to see.

Funnily enough, ever since I posted my offer here over a year ago, not one of these marketers has had the balls to take me up on it.

Why would they? There are millions of paying suckers out there eager to snap up just about every get rich quick offer they find.

These same people would, years ago, have the ones scouring the pages of the Sunday papers and various magazines looking for the same thing.

Here's a trick to defuse the undoubtedly good sales copy on the various landing pages. Scroll straight to the bottom and click on the link that says "earnings disclaimer". You'll see the real value of what you're about to buy.